Elokuvahistorian legendaariset repliikit

"Jepjep" Jade soturista..

-jepjep

 

talk to the hand...

 

"It's a sicilian message, it means that Luca Braci now sleeps with the fish."

Kummisetä I todellakin loi standardikliseet mafiaelokuviin, jotka vieläkin pätevät. Siitä en tiedä onko yleinenkin viesti tosielämässä : )

 

"This is where the law stop and I start."

- Cobra

 

"syö paskas" (simpauttaja)

 

Tämän illan elokuvasta 25th hour:
[Monty standing in the men's bathroom, talking to himself in a mirror with a "fusk YOU" written on it]
Monty Brogan: Well, fusk you, too. fusk me, fusk you, fusk this whole city and everyone in it. fusk the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. fusk the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fusking job! fusk the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fusking training. SLOW THE fusk DOWN! fusk the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. fusk the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? fusk the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fusking came from! fusk the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! fusk the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fusking LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fusking break! Tyco! Worldcom! fusk the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. fusk the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. fusk the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! fusk the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fusk on! fusk the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! fusk the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. fusk the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fusk JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! fusk Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! fusk Jacob Elinsky, whining malcontent. fusk Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. fusk Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fusking bitch. fusk my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, cheering the Bronx bombers. fusk this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fusking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.
[pause]
Monty Brogan: No. No, fusk you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fusk!

(kyllä, copy-paste ollut käytössä.)

 

En tiedä onko näitä sanottu, mutta tässä tulee:

All righty all mighty
-Bruce Taivaan Lahja

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse
-Kummisetä

Let the force be with you
-Star Wars

Julius. I'm your twin borther!
-En muista oliko De Viton roolihahmon nimi Julius, mutta Arskan leffasta, Twins

Run you fools
-Lord Of The Rings

Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
-Monty Python's Holy grail

 

On nyt aivan mahdottoman pakollista korjata nuo mitättömät vääryydet jotka viestissäsi on eli tuo Star Warsin lausahdus ei ole "LET the force be with you" vaan se on "MAY the force be with you", ja tuo Lord of the Ringsin lausahdus ei ole "RUN you fools" vaan "FLY you fools", vaikka sananmukaisesti käsketäänkin lentämään =)

 

Juu eipä mitään, kiitos korjauksista. En sen kummemmin viitsinyt itse tarkistella.

 

Se kuka ei tätä tunnista, niin sit uupuu aikamoinen aukko sivistyksestä... On kyllä sellaisesta klassikosta kysymys. Kuka tietää ekana?

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. "

 

Pulp Fictionissa se Jules Winnfield sanoo noi Raamatusta lainatut sanat ennen ku ampuu sen jonku tyypin.

 

No niinhän se on Siinä leffasssa on kyllä miljoonia muitakin legendaarisia repliikkejä.

 

Aivan liikaa että niitä tänne rustaisi ja jottei menisi offtopiciksi, niin mainittakoon vielä tämä:
"I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them."
- Private Joker Full Metal Jacketista

 

Elokuvassa Predator tuli Ison-Arskan siis (Arnold Schwarzeneggerin) suusta legendaarinen lause: "If it bleeds, we can kill it"

 

Hieno runo:

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I wanna poke out your eye with my dick, you fusk!"

Surkea elokuva, mutta hupaisa repliikki. Tämä siis elokuvasta Righteous Kill.

 

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

Tuulen viemää elokuvasta. Siihen aikaan oli aika rohkeaa kiroilla elokuvassa joten siitäkin syystä tämä repliikki on merkityksellinen.

 

vaikkei elokuva olekkaan mutta heroessissa:

- save the cheerleader, save the world

-i remember, i remimber everything!
-good, shall we save the world?

 

Ei nyt ehkä niin legendaarinen repliikki, mutta uudessa Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li leffassa tokaistaan lause: "Perkele, tämä palaveri loppui tähän"

 

Ei nappaa öukea kaikkia viestejä läpi, en tiedä onko jo täällä:
"...Coz' He's fat and you're thin and both fusking ugly!"

-The Full monty, housut pois

 

EI ole repliikki mutta kuitenkin:

The End is Extremely fusking Nigh

Seinäkirjoitus elokuvasta 28 days later